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Sarcastic Birthday Cards

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  • Happy I-Lost-Countieth Birthday!
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  • I acknowledge your birth. You're welcome.
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  • Okish Sibling Birthday card
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  • You don't understand the concept of Birthdays.
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  • You're Growing Up*! *Results may vary.
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  • This card was cheaper
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  • This card is in black & white to help you remember what life was like around the time of your birth.
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  • 60th Birthday To Do List - Be 59, turn 60.
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  • Blah Blah Blah Whatever Greeting Card
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  • I'd like to say
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  • Jeez, another Birthday? No wonder you're so old.
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  • An 80th Birthday card that constantly reminds the bearer that they're 80.
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  • Growing up must've been quite the adventure for you. Tell me, do you miss the Dinosaurs at all?
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  • Once Upon a time, you were born.
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  • Don't Worry, you're still young. For a really old person.
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  • Getting older is a wonderful thing. (If you ignore it completely.)
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  • Stop acting like you discovered Penicillin
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  • Insert Age Here Birthday Card
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  • Roughly 22,000,000 other humans also have a birthday today, but you're the only one I chose to give a birthday card to. Unless I know someone else with a birthday today. (In which case they probably also got this card.)
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  • Thinking of you (in a totally non-creepy way) on your birthday.
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